These days, Alan Brazil can be heard fronting TalkSport’s weekday radio breakfast show on the occasions when he isn’t taking a spontaneous day off due to being hungover. The former Scotland striker is known to like a ‘swally’, which is Glaswegian for being a bon viveur. Alan made his name with Ipswich Town in the late 70’s and early 80’s when he sported this head-of-pubes hair style. Unfortunately for Alan his hair vanished as quickly as his career did as the 80’s progressed and were he to feature in a Panini sticker album nowadays, the picture would have to be in landscape rather than portrait format.