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Nicknamed “The Bulgarian Wolf”, this hairy-arsed centre-back captained his country during a 10 year reign of terror at the heart of the Bulgarian defence during the 1990’s. The combination of his tough, uncompromising style and psychotic-eastern-European-serial-killer-who-kills-and-eats-his-victims-before-wearing-their-skins-as-a-raincoat looks, terrified many a striker just as the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang used to put the shits up millions of kids. Ivanov, who favoured the short-on-top, long-at-the-back haircut so popular with footballers of the former Eastern Bloc, utilised his dead-behind-the-eyes icy stare to maximum effect at the 1994 World Cup in the USA, where Bulgaria upset the Jerries en route to finishing fourth. Well done Trifon, you creepy twat.