Hot on the heels of Phil Thompson’s ugly mug ‘gracing’ our new feature last week, we have another beaut to present you. Ladies and gentleman it’s….
STEVE MACKENZIE (WEST BROMWICH ALBION)
This former Baggies midfielder was once the most expensive teenager in English football and famously scored in the 1981 F.A. Cup final replay for Manchester City before moving to the Midlands. Judging by the double chin, dodgy ‘tache and unruly hair, MacKenzie presumably admired the necessary fondness for pies and booze needed to replicate the look of a Bullseye contestant. As Jim Bowen used to say, “Have a look at what you could’ve won”. At West Brom….bugger all.