Who the fuck are you looking at pal? It’s….



This sweaty crackajack frothing at the mouth and thinking aboot gaeing us ‘the malky’ is the erstwhile Liverpool and Scotland hard man and skipper. Souey’s reputation for gratuitous violence often surpassed his renown for actually being one of the finest players of his era, and he so often littered his midfield general duties with a few stray studs, elbows or foreheeds to opponents who dared to put up any kind of resistance to his beastly antics (as seen below when this unfortunate Steaua Bucharest player had the audacity to get in his way). Get tae fuck Johnny Foreigner!