2. They’re called banana hammocks you say?
3. Hmmmm…don’t fancy yours much.
4. OK, Mr. Ferdinand, when was it you last saw your hamster?
6. Hi. I’m John Terry and you’re my wife now.
8. Wayne Rooney chooses the wrong moment to audition for Diversity
9. You dancing? You asking? I’m asking….then i’m dancing!
10. Careful with those teeth Luis, you’ll lose that hand