1. Ooof. Taste it.
2. They’re called banana hammocks you say?
3. Hmmmm…don’t fancy yours much.
4. OK, Mr. Ferdinand, when was it you last saw your hamster?
5. No punchline needed.
6. Hi. I’m John Terry and you’re my wife now.
7. “Say whaaaat?”
8. Wayne Rooney chooses the wrong moment to audition for Diversity
9. You dancing? You asking? I’m asking….then i’m dancing!
10. Careful with those teeth Luis, you’ll lose that hand
MARK GODFREY
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