1. Ooof. Taste it.
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2. They’re called banana hammocks you say?
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3. Hmmmm…don’t fancy yours much.
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4. OK, Mr. Ferdinand, when was it you last saw your hamster?
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5. No punchline needed.
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6. Hi. I’m John Terry and you’re my wife now.
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7. “Say whaaaat?”
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8. Wayne Rooney chooses the wrong moment to audition for Diversity
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9. You dancing? You asking? I’m asking….then i’m dancing!
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10. Careful with those teeth Luis, you’ll lose that hand
lsu

MARK GODFREY

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